My lazy weekend

 On Saturday I went to a birthday but we were only there for basically an hour or 2 because my mum was going to another birthday and when she dressed up, I thought she was a going to a wedding because she was wearing wedding type clothes and I was laughing asking her You going to a birthday or a wedding.

She said kinda both and I went to go back to my room and went to sleep (5 hours past) I woke up and went to eat and play the game and eat my chicken (thigh because more meat) and again I relax because why not I always name Saturdays lazy Saturdays.

This blog is short but atleast somethings about my weekend

Halloween

 Halloween was suppose to be a scary type of thing for some people but for me it was a ordinary day, Just playing on the game and watching Netflix while munching on Doritos (Thai sweet chili) my favorite.

Nobody went Halloween in our family but my sister. she was crying when she had came back home me thinking because she didn't go Halloween but she said no and ignored me then. My mum and dad were going to the shop while I wanted to come but she said we will be back so I went to go back and watch some of my favorite YouTubers video (Kubz Scouts) that guy is so funny makes me laugh basically 90% of the time by the way this was around 8 pm on a Saturday. My mum and dad came back surprising me with a arm full of candy like habba bubba, roliies and  more

all I got to say that was the best Halloween I ever had plus I promised myself I will get candy anyway.b 

Vine (narrative)

 Once I tried to do a vine so I can be famous more famous than King Bach a very very famous viner, But there was a problem because since I was on a mountain and I had a bike and a stupid idea.

So here was the plan: I ride the bike the whole way down the mountain and stick a front flip looking very cool with my glasses but I didn’t plan the speed I had to go like I thought of going fast but I don’t know if I’ll go faster.

I got all of my bravery and went for it and I got half way down and fell off the bike nearly broke my neck but instead I broke my arm and my one toe.

The ambulance came and got me on the stretcher and lifted me up and carried me to the ambulance van driving to the hospital. When we made it my mum saw me and worried to see what happened to me I said “I’m okay” and she was happy that I was. She came to my room and said “ you have a lot of notifications on vine” I was nervous to see what they were.

I checked and I had over 200 MILLION likes and about 1 million comments seeing if I was okay I made a lot of followers like Daz Black, Jacksepticeye and even the king himself King Bach I also made on the news.

All I got to say is wow I didn’t know one failed vine would make me famous and I got 200k dollars from it making me spend on myself and my family and I even got me the best phone known to the world and a floating car that people got jealous off saying “can I get that” or “wish I had that” and even “Do you get attention with that?” also I own 50 shops that give me money, basically half the budget. Some get 3 million dollars. I get 1 million and 500k. I also spend it on charity.

This is the story of Lyin ”The guy that always have stupid ideas” Monkeh

Road safety week!

Hey, Road safety week is here so please take care of yourself when crossing the road (even though we a quarantined) please look left and right just to see if there are cars coming to avoid getting injured or death.

For those who drive, don't go on your phone while driving because you might crash into something or someone including the don't drink and drive rule you might crash. Also don't go too fast.

A short blog but please make sure to stay safe from the road and the virus.

First quarantine blog

Hey, haven't blogged in a while so why not blog today in the morning.

In quarantine I've been playing games with my friends on my PS4 and hanging out with my family watching movies with them.

When I heard we were at alert 3, I was getting excited because I could get Maccas, Burger King and KFC so my mum and I went to go to Maccas the 3rd day and I asked why it wasn't packed and she replied with " I don't know the first time I came there was heaps of people here" we order the family meal with hot chocolate (because I was being the "cool" guy but then got cold so I asked)

When we got back home I got to have my Big Mac because I always have it because I grab it first with the large chips and hot chocolate and went to play with my friends on my PS4 then watched some YouTube. After that I went to sleep when I was going to stay up all night.

Corona Virus

A virus called Corona Virus or Convid-19 has traveled the whole entire globe and has been killing not just animals but infecting and killing human beings.

People that work at the airport has been wearing gloves, masks and bodysuits to see the people that traveled have the Corona Virus (Convid-19).

The governments have been banning public events like St Patrick, Christmas and others.

So this has been a short blog but here is some tips to stay safe from Corona Virus.

1. Wash your hands for 20-30 seconds with soup
2. cough and sneeze into your elbow or tissue
3. if you are sick it is recommended for you to stay home or you might spread the sickness to other
people.


Quick question
If the government is banning public events because of the Corona Virus why aren't they banning school? 😕

My weekend

On Saturday I had the best Saturday, Basically I just lied down and just slept while my mum went to the shops and got me some chips and chicken for me and a big bottle of coke just for me.

That's why I call it "lazy Saturdays and Sundays" I played games and Youtube in till night time but if I stay up all night I wake up around 5 pm or 2 pm, Also I wake up to my sister playing with my friends on my PS4. I was enjoying the gameplay she was doing, She was playing Fortnite ( Out of all the games I have she plays Fortnite ). I was distracting her like crazy and she went crazy to the point she was about the throw my controller but she didn't or she will get a beating from me (best brother she has ever had ;) ).

So that's my weekend thanks for reading my post and some will come in the future have a good day and be safe from the Corona virus