Report on my life in 2018

Me when I was little

This is me when I was little, just a baby that just learnt how to walk. This is in a video from nine years ago how my uncle missed me and my cousin it was sad that I nearly cried. If you want to know the video it is called  BAYBEE DEE N NATTY!

dark horror woods

Once there was a creature a warrior that lived in the horror woods he was huge, buffed and had alot of guns he was called Mino king of animals. He was half human half cow. He never loses a fight in till the king of the woods came angry and he was his acnemisis since Mino was born the king of the horror woods came and killed his parents. “You will pay what you have done” said Mino “really” said the king of the horror woods Mino charges at him while along came his bodyguard taking out Mino in a punch

Mino was taken to a prison that torture people that were in the jail like eating flesh,getting burnt and the worse they don’t listen to the king they die in lava burning in crisp.Mino was traped he could’nt get out of the cage in till there was a shovel so he waited till lunch because he had a idea. Instead of going to lunch Mino has been taken to the king and the idea kinda work as the bodyguard was forcing him to drink blood so he did then the shovel came in Mino used it to cut off the head of the bodyguard spilling out blood the king said “you haven’t changed since your parents died” so It was a 1v1 Wood king vs Mino surprising to see that Mino had his superpower which he gets angry he goes berserk he grows bigger and stronger “HOLY QUACK A MOLY”said the king of the woods getting crushed then BOOM!!! squashed into a pancake

“Well that ended well now lets free the prisoners” Breaking the bars “HEY COWHEAD” said the brute prisoner “grrrrrr” said Mino they started to fight fist to bat with nails Mino got cut and was about to give up in till he punched his head then the skull broke K.O said a random voice that came out of nowhere but okay then. When all the prisoners escaped with Minos help they betrayed him it was a 1 v hold on 1….2….3….4….5….6….7….8….9 oh 200 prisoners with a help of berserk BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! Pancake well cooking with Mino.On the way home the house was full of dead people so it took him about 2 days or so but……..”MINO!” said the king of the woods “ wait I thought you were a pancake which was cool” said Mino getting confused when he killed him when it was all a dream or a nightmare he woke up at a place which was called beefactory as he is half cow and human he gonna be beef with a lot of cows and OH MY GOODNESS MECH 2.0 THE UNDEFEATED ROBOT EVER.

Mino had a idea as there was 2 MECH 2.0 as he would go in and yes turn people into a ENORMOUS pancake and thought to himself if he wanted to eat it which will be gross but okay when they cages open whoosh he went so fast not even the alarm turned on but when he arrive a stupid cow moooooo and he got caught he gotten REALLY angry and had a new power SUPER SMASH he punches the ground so all enemies can fly at least their dreams came true for the MECH 2.0 Minos favorite robot then BERSERK came in for the job 3…..2….1 cooking with Mino again how to make pancakes and his ingredients are people and a hand just squash them to death and done cooking with Mino but didn’t go the way he wanted MECH 2.0 survive and BOOOOOM never mind he died farewell you filth robot

Mino was just on his way home and there were weird looking birds that was ahhhh they have no wings so have do they fly hmmmmm Mino took out his laser launcher and shooted them and did nothing. A survivor came out of nowhere and tried to attack but got defeated easily like 0.1 second the fastest time but Mino said “who are you raiding my land” “I’m Michel a man a” interrupting Michel “ umm lets see aye now go drink that frogs blood” “yeah…..yeah i’ll do” he said nervously he went and pretended to drink but Mino wasn’t dumb he went to him and forced him to drink it “DRINK IT YOU GIRL” Michel drank it but was a trap Mino forced him to drink that blood so he can get poison.

Mino went in his house and slept for about like two days or so.That moment he saw his mum so he went outside to see her but he got tricked so he went back inside but she was there sleeping on his bed. Mino punched her and he woke up seeing Michel stalking him but not poison say what.Mino punched him and he went miles and miles away seeing someone grab him here we go again but he had a collar “be a good boy” said a random voice he took off the bag and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINO” it was a trick so Mino could fight because that what he wanted on his birthday.